When you need to know what to say and how to say it — in convenient elevator pitch form

Whoa hey, thanks for holding the door! I mean, assuming you were pushing the doors-open button and not the doors-closed button, haha. Ever wondered what to say in awkward conversations like this one? Well, what you need is WIT, and by wit I mean spontaneous creativity. This book is the result of deep dive into the backstories of some of the wittiest people who ever lived — Great Wits ranging from Oscar Wilde to Jay-Z. The goal: To find out what made them so witty, and what we can learn from it. Oh, and it’s zippy and fun and filled with cartoons and quizzes and zingers freely available for your use next time you’re stuck in an elevator like this one. Here’s my floor. Bye!


“I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.”
— G.K. Chesterton

The Wit's Guide to Music on Get Wit Quick https://wit.substack.com/p/the-wits-guide-to-music?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=auto_share

"I’m like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary." - Kanye West

“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
— Quentin Crisp

"Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.”
- Lillian Hellman